IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”
oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:
cracks me up every time
I thought this was gonna be a horror thing
but it ended up being adorable
Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014
what the hell is hw even code for
did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec
10 million pounds
1/3 of the government’s reserve
like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you even do with it
why does the canadian government have a maple syrup reserve
The good thing about being stuck on the Jungle Cruise: how often do you get to do a panorama of the elephant bathing pool?
click the picture
i’m so glad i did
Tell me I’m cute or something so I can like roll my eyes at you but then blush when I think about it later
ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.
that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption
So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”
and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.
guys oh my god
but consider this: vampires who turn into fruit bats
Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.
my body tbh